💨 Abstract

The article discusses various unrelated topics. Firstly, it mentions a phrase "Work doesn't pay, speech is free and cats are a menace", but the context is unclear. Secondly, it reports that former Premier League footballer Joey Barton has been found guilty of assaulting his wife at home. Lastly, it promotes a sale on a specific mascara during Amazon's Spring Deal Days.

Courtesy: metro.co.uk

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