💨 Abstract
The author humorously critiques a photo of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez celebrating with friends at a foam party on a $500 million yacht, intended to kick off their pre-wedding festivities. The author recalls their own disappointing foam party experience, and they jest that Bezos, with all his wealth, could have apparently created a memorably grander bash.
Courtesy: Jess Austin
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