💨 Abstract

Jeremy Clarkson, in a *Sunday Times* column, expressed strong views on littering, suggesting extreme punishments like snipers for offenders. He criticized council enforcement officers for fining a woman £150 for pouring coffee down a drain, joking they deserved a "slap-up lunch." Clarkson also vented about finding helium balloons on his farm, *Diddly Squat*, and ranted about police priorities.

Courtesy: Charlotte Minter