💨 Abstract

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez held a foam party on Bezos' $500 million superyacht as part of their pre-wedding celebrations. The author finds the event underwhelming, recalling their own disappointing foam party experience. The couple's upcoming Venice wedding has been moved to a more secure location due to activist threats. The author speculates on other potential activities for the lavish celebrations, concluding that wealth doesn't guarantee good taste.

Courtesy: Jess Austin